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City Violates First Amendment, Property Rights in A&F Seizure
It almost sounds like a sketch from Mad TV:
Police confiscated two display photos of scantily clad men and a woman from an Abercrombie & Fitch store and cited the manager on a misdemeanor obscenity charge, authorities said.

The police issued the summons Saturday after Abercrombie management did not heed warnings to remove the images from the Lynnhaven Mall store after some customers complained, police spokesman Adam Bernstein said.
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City code makes it a crime to display "obscene materials in a business that is open to juveniles," Bernstein said.
Here is the artwork:


Some hasty stitches:

--The basic obscenity charge is unsustainable (i.e., the city code is blatantly unconstitutional). An inch of adult butt-crack is simply not "obscenity" under the Constitution. All but child pornography and the most prurient XXX-rated smut is protected under the First Amendment (see Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15 (1973)).

--The notion of banning "nude" artwork where minors are welcome to traffic might entail a different analysis, but the code refers to "obscenity" — which, again, these pictures simply aren't.

--Even if they were, there is no mention of a warrant to seize the artwork. Since this was clearly a novel question regarding a constitutionally suspect law (not to mention a low-level misdemeanor), would it have so burdensome to the smut patrol police officers to refer the matter to a judge beforehand, rather than "confiscate first, litigate later"?

--Note again how flippantly property rights are utterly disregarded here (cf., this recent post). This was not art displayed on public property or forced upon a captive audience (not even a captive audience of juveniles). Anyone prudish enough to take offense at these photographs, or who does not want their precious little snowflakes corrupted by viewing some butt-crack, can shop at GapKids (or, better still, over the Internet).

--I never pass up an opportunity to highlight that Ron Paul is not a libertarian but only an anti-federalist. In his utopia, the anti-liberty, anti-property activist legislators who enacted this silly ordinance would be perfectly within their rights — their "states rights" — to do so.

More thoughts from Tom Rants, Howling Point, Rolling Doughnut, Dolphin's Dock.


UPDATE: Charges to be dropped. Virginia has some law school graduates after all.

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For those not familiar with Mad TV and A&F:

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And in case you missed this video gem from a few months ago.

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Posted by Kip on 4 February 2008

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Tony (www):
This occurred in Virginia, so Sic Semper Tyrannis, right? But I thought "tyrannis" referred to the government, not clothing retailers. I guess we've all learned.
2.5.2008 8:33am
dolphin (www):
Wow. That's where I grew up. I'm surprised to see it happen there. I wouldn't be surprised to see it happen where I am now, but I'm fairly shocked it happened where it did.
2.5.2008 8:59am
Matt Comer (mail) (www):
Falwell and Robertson country. Do we expect anything less? Darn it... they always have to take the fun away from the gay guys don't they? I rather enjoy going to A&F. I get enough eye candy to last a week.
2.5.2008 10:05am
dolphin (www):
Believe me Matt, Falwell's influence didn't extend very far beyond the Lynchburg City limits (ok, may as far out as Gretna, but not further). That puts VA Beach way out of his range. And Robertson didn't really have a strong regional influence. I grew up in the Hampton Roads area. It's one of the more liberal areas of Virginia (not counting Northern VA). That's why I'm surprised to see it happening out there.
2.5.2008 10:12am
Tony (www):
What dolphin said on Falwell and Robertson. I definitely would've expected it more in a suburb of Richmond, or more likely, west/south of Charlottesville. It only takes one idiot to complain and one idiot cop to agree. But, at least growing up in Richmond, although most residents were happy with Richmond's image as 20 years behind the times, neither Falwell nor Robertson really held much influence that I could tell.
2.5.2008 12:32pm
Brad (mail) (www):
Try as I might (and I have examined this picture many, many times, mind you), I just cannot find anything offensive.

Except mabye for the fact that the young one showing the top of his buns appears to be pulling his pants up, instead of down.
2.6.2008 1:16am
Terrence Watson (mail) (www):
Good observation about Ron Paul. I take your point and run with it on my blog:

The relevant post is here.
2.6.2008 12:31pm