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Have Wii Been Hurt in an Accident?
(Why aren't you reading this at the new website?)

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If so, then Wii may be entitled to compensation!
Nintendo Co. Ltd. has some cautionary advice for players of its Wii video game console: when waving the controller, use the wrist strap, keep your palms dry and, whatever you do, don't let go.
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[S]ome gamers complain they are facing unexpected costs after losing their grip on the console's remote control and smashing their televisions and other appliances.

Wii games are played with a motion-sensing controller that is waved, swung and twisted to direct the on-screen action.

Although the controller comes with a wrist strap, reports of damage caused by snapping straps have been cropping up on video game Web sites.
Find out your rights — call the Law Offices of Kip & Diamond now!

1-800-SUE-WII!

No fee unless you win!

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In all seriousness, how long do you think it will be before some ambulance chaser trial attorney fashions a product liability class action against Nintendo over damage from hurled Wii controllers?

Meanwhile:


(Via fellow Xbox 360 snob Rolling Doughnut.)

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Posted by Kip on 6 December 2006


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