A Stitch in Haste

To be sung to the melody of John Mayer's "Waiting on the World to Change"...

Gonna take a week's vacation.
Off to Prague I am bound.
Can't help but get excited.
The beer capital I have found!

Got my passport and my ticket.
First Penn Station then AirTrain.
Short line at the ticket counter.
So I really can't complain.

Now I'm waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.

Yes I'm waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.

Yet again I'm gonna travel,
Maybe even bump into Vaclav Havel.

But now I'm waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.

My suitcase now I have checked,
Though Baggage Claim I dread.
Can't bring liquids or my Blistex,
Have to use Chapstick instead.

Security's a bummer.
Everybody's taking off their shoes.
Chertoff says we really need to
So that the terrorists will lose.

Now I keep waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.

And I keep waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.

Diamond surely will go mental
Staying so long in the kennel.

But now I'm waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.

All the people here would like ta
Shoot all the members of al Qaeda.

Because we keep waiting...
(...waiting...)
Waiting for the plane to board.