A Stitch in Haste

The Help Wanted ads:

Expert with a deep understanding of what makes the economy tick. Must have credibility with Wall Street and the ability to deal deftly with financial turmoil, anytime, anywhere. Politically adept. A consensus builder. Unflappable. Business experience welcome, but not required.

Fed experts say it is critical for Greenspan's successor to maintain the central bank's independence from political influence.

So judicial independence is a threat to American mob rule democracy, but an independent Fed Chairman is "critical"? Go figure.

Oh and I'm available for Chief Justice too. But when it comes to "strict constructionists," be careful what you wish for...you might get it.

FUN FACT: Salaries --

Fed Chairman: $171,900
Chief Justice: $192,600
President: $400,000
KipEsquire: classified